I was just lying down on my bed staring blankly at my blue cieling and JJ and Rudy came on the radio doing their funny stuff as usual. This time about how the 'shuttlecock' was invented my a Malaysian named Mr Kok..

As a Malaysian; PROUD Malaysian I mean *ahem* LOL.. I suddenly decided to get over the grudge I have built for Khairy Jamaluddin after the various things I have got to know about him, the latest being an article I read in The Star newspaper a few days ago when he said that the next election for the country is about the future of the Malays. So, I'd surely wish that this has not been published as it will definately have sparked a flame in those who are not Malays. I am a proud Malaysian, I just try not to give a damn about the political system in the country, and as a proud Malaysian, I thought I would show that we are all indeed the same, except for the fact that some people in general are very childish in the actions.

How are we the same you ask? Well, sometimes if u squint a little and tilt your head a little you might be surprised to find ridiculous facts that make us all indeed the same. As a law student, I know that the law in Malaysia is very much influenced by politics. So I dont look so strictly, and I choose not to care.

1. we ALL need to go the toilet every now and then
2. we all EAT, maybe not the same food but yea, we eat
3. we all shopped in malls before
4. we all listen to music, some have weird taste but that doesnt change the fact that we do
5. when we we're in school, we all ate the one ringgit nasi lemak
6. we all sing the national anthem.. Negaraku!!~
7. we all have drawn the Jalur Gemilang at least once in out lives
8. we all have brains to think
9. everyone knows that BABI is not halal
10. we all have parents *DUH*
11. we know that when we smell a strong scent from afar, its a DURIAN
12. we all wash ourselves, if you dont, OMG!!
13. we have Penang, with all their Skillful drivers
14. we all have comdenmed the country at least once in our lifetime..*be honest!
15. we all know that the government is screwed up in most areas
16. we all know we have beautiful beaches
    
17. we all know that the MRR2 was dangerous and is still is LOL
18. who doesnt know who the 'bapak kemerdekaan' is?
19. we were all made to go to school because of the system!
20. I know that UMNO is for Malays
21. and MCA is for Chinese
22. and MIC is for Indians.. ; do you?
23. we all have read newspapers once in our lives at least
24. we all yawn. whether or not we cover our mouths
25. we all know that the 17 year olds in the country have to go for NS!! HAHA! I didnt kena!
26. we all know that nothing lasts forever
27. we all like sweets at some point in our lives
28. we all want to have a lot of money and show up our neighbours! LMAO*
29. we all know if we go straight on the LDP, well reach either Damansara or Puchong.
30. we all know someone Malay, someone Chinese and someone Indian.
31. we all thought that HISTORY was BORING at least once
32. we know that 'khalwat' is a wrong thing
33. we all like to go mamak ~~ except for some rich bitch *grins*
    
34. we all 'lepak'
35. we are so carefree.
36. Nasi Lemak tambah this and tambah that! <-- who never do before??!!
37. Burger Ramli tambah telur.. haha!*
38. we all know Tun Mahathir
39. we all try to crack jokes sometimes
40. we have our very own 'cicakman'
41. we all know that 'sepet' is a Malay film despite the fact that Chinese have 'mata sepet'
42. we all heard of 'ayah pin' and his land of pots and stuff
43. we are somehow a little proud living here like it or not
44. we all know that SINGAPORE is KIASU*
    
    

MALAYSIA BOLEH

Now, maybe all the things I listed there above is not a lot, and some of it is more of a joke than a fact, but what the hey? Why cant people just close one eye sometimes? Just be dumb and act like everything is perfectly beautiful and Singapore sucks! Personally, I like Singapore! Its beautiful, but some typical M'sian are also KIASU!! *giggles* I know that M'sia is old, 50 years. (if my mother read this she would be furious) <--- she is 50 also. I know that the country is getting old, freaking kolot la whei!~ but I see no signs of retirement. Guess we all have to endure the naggings from the old for a long long time.. *laughs*

As a closing statement, I would like to say in pure 'Bahasa Pasar and Rojak'

Eh, korang ni kan, tinggal kat m'sia tapi pasal la orang nak celebrate 50 tahun macam babi aje xde org yg excited pon. Sedarlah skit, bangge lah skit. Mcmlah country lain ade mat rempit, mcmlah pat lain ade satay, org panggil kebab la! kite je yg panggil satay. krang org kate korang x patriotic marah plak, kutuk sini kutuk situ.. kitorang pun ape lebihnye.. same aje, akarnye same. tak blajar BM ke? "hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik di negeri sendiri" pasal nak kuar! kan M'sia Boleh!! hahaha!~~

What a post that was.

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